I first met Oblivion at a poker game, he was a fill-in for that game, and man was it a wild expeirence, first he accused
chestnuts of being lazy and made outrageous claims like he had invented the question mark. Then in the middle of the game
i beat his pair of twos with a full house, and he got so angry that he attempted to teleport the whole poker game to the fiery
realm of oblivion, where a pair beats a full house. He was unsucessful, and he got stuck in the portal to oblivion, when it
closed on him. I pulled him out, and then and there he agreed to become The Short Bus' 6th member.
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